99 Of Gargoyles Look Like Bob Todd
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Jesus Christ - come on down!
                                              
If you ever wondered how you get triangles from a cow
                         
You need butter, milk and cheese
                             
And an equilateral chainsaw.
                                                        
In debt I owe someone a fiver; maybe I should try my hand at drag
                                  
James Dean was just a careless driver
                                      
And Marilyn Monroe was just a slag.
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                                      
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
                                      
Mary had a little lamb the doctors were astounded
                                           
Everywhere she went gynaecologists surrounded.
                                                        
They ve been cooking on Blue Peter now they re sampling the dishes
                        
I don t normally like tomatoes John
                            
But this is delicious .
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                                         
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.
                                     
The son of Jimmy heroe is shouting out -
                                  
Where s my Fiorucci? --------------
                                                 
Now the Krona rumour spread but they didn t tell the bread
                                     
Did you honestly think that they would?
                                    
And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskers
                                       
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
                            
99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd
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99% of gargoyles look like Bob Todd.