(Intro: )
If I had agoraphobia, and if I had claustrophobia
Trapped inside my porch - things would be bleak, especially midweek.
Your weird dreams don t impress in any way;
In dreams weird things are mundane and everyday
Strange to me would be buying a loaf and coming straight home.
Try and get your arse downtown next week
I m gonna prove once and for all to the LTA, hey hey hey.
That Tim and Greg are not golden boys they are in fact automatons
I ve seen the chips and wires and the circuit boards.
The reservoirs are colder and deeper than you think
Well stop, wait a minute Mr Spokesman you don t know what I think
Is your lake about - now let s see -
A hundred miles deep and ninety below and is it home to sharks?
It s gonna end up with the storming of a brothel in Palermo
Sniffer dogs in flourescent bibs.
I ve seen the chips and wires; I ve seen the circuit boards
I ve seen the chips and wires; I ve seen the circuit boards
This is me pleading for some civic pride;
Use it or lose it - the Park & Ride
Twin town said we just weren t cool
So now we got a suicide pact with Goole.
I ve seen the circuit boards
I ve seen the chips and wires; I ve seen the circuit boards. (fade)
