Keeper you ve just made a decent save
So why d you feel the need to rant and rave?
Screaming at defenders makes you look dead stupid
Especially when they haven t done much wrong.
Please cease the trait.
Thank you to whoever found my purse
Also when I fell, the passing nurse
And when in my coma as I tried to bludgeon
Chartist demonstrators in the square.
Those on the ward, yours much restored.
I disagree entirely with your choice
Peetie Wheatstraw has a better voice
I d like to warn your readers; Stapeley Water Gardens
A nice day out but best to take a flask.
Dear Miss McVeigh, it pains me to say
The school choir was dull and the blame lies with you.
Sewage farm an absolute disgrace
Picnic table somewhat out of place
Leisure Centre cashpoint always out of order
And there s too much chlorine in the pool.
Thirteen across - where was the clue?
Bird on the wire - Len, you re the dogs.
