The Len Ganley Stance

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Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance.
                          
No, no, no, no, no more Locomotion
                                 
No, no, no, no more Dancing In The Street
                           
No, no, no, no more Mashed Potato
                               
No, no, no more shuffling of the feet.
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance.
                           
Keep your arms as rigid as a juggernaut
                                               
Clench your fists; point your knuckles straight ahead
                          
Do your best to look like a teddy bear
                                      
Then try and pretend to look vertically dead.
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance.
                              
Praise the Lord you all look so beautiful
                                 
Bulging waistcoats, thirty inch of neck
                                
Shine your shoes and head for the Crucible
                                    
Brush the baize and keep the crowd in check.
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance
                         
Everybody s doing the Len Ganley Stance.