[INTRO]
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
[verse 1]
You re more than fair, you ve got a gorgeous bum
Why don t you come to my house and meet my mum
I like your , they re nice and small
Let me have a squeeze in my front hall
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
[verse 2]
Satin drawers I want to run a hand in
I want to snap them off you as we reach the landing
A tender moment, don t let nothing spoil it
I shall caress your oris as we reach the toilet
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
[verse 3]
You re more than fair, you re warm and soft
Remove the trousers as we reach the loft
To taste the pudding, you ve got to try the proof
You can try the pudding on the roof
e|-----------------||
B|-----------------||
G|-----------------||
D|-------------5-5-||
A|---------5-3-----||
E|-5-3-1-0---------||
e|---------------------||
B|---------------------||
G|-----------------0-5-||
D|---------------2-----||
A|---------5-3-3-------||
E|-5-3-1-0-------------||
The roof s the only place I know
