Band - Kevin Bloody Wilson
Album - Kalgoorlie Love Songs
Song - Darlin I m So Horny
Tabbed by - Taylor Wasielewski(Singer/ Guitarist of Cantopulous)
Intro:
Verse 1:
The kids are at ya mother s place, the house is finally ours.
There s bugger all on tele, and we re just sittin around.
And ya look all right in the light tonight and I m down to socks and skids.
You re a walk up start for a tonight so go and put ya teeth in.
Chorus:
Cause darlin I m so horny I could die.
I d a chicken on a chain tonight just to see the feathers fly.
I ll drown in backed up bodily fluids if I don t get a tonight.
Cause darlin I m so horny I could die.
Verse 2:
So you slip out of your canvas nighty, I ll kick off me skids.
Ya just can t beat a good old fashion , ta help ya get a good nights sleep.
So grab the jar of vasaline, and drag ya arse across the room.
Prepare to meet thy baby maker, prepare to meet thy doom.
Play Chorus:
Verse 3:
So clear the table Mabel, let me grab a hold of those .
One, two, three, four, foreplay s over, now let s get down to business.
I got a hard-on here that a cat couldn t scratch, so ya better get a bucket of ice.
Been a bit a back pressure buildin up, so darlin hang on tight.
Play Chorus twice:
Oh darlin I m so horny I could die.
Oh darlin I m so horny I could die.