I m the kinda bloke that would like to think that if I can go back in time
That Banjo and Henry and even Ned Kelly would all be good mates of mine
Cause their pisspots and poets and outlaws and I can relate to that
And I can relate to their attitude too in word DILLIGAF
Pre-Chorus
That spells - I -L-L-I --- DILLIGAF
G (4 bars)
This is what it means
Chorus 1
Do I look like I give a DILLIGAF?
Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?
It s just another way of saying look I couldn t give a ing rat s arse mate
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF, your turn
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF, do it again
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF
Verse 2
Its stress relief made easy its simple and it works
Just say DILLIGAF next time you re got to deal with s wankers and jerks
And when you go out stick a DILLIGAF on your T-Shirt or your hat
And when some s giving you the say mate read that
Pre-Chorus
That spells - I -L-L-I --- DILLIGAF
G (4 bars)
Lets tell them what it means
Chorus 2
Do I look like I give a DILLIGAF?
Am I being direct enough DILLIGAF?
It s just another way of saying look I couldn t give a ing rat s arse mate
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF, your turn
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF, do it again
Do I look like I give a DILLIGAF?
Am I politically enough DILLIGAF?
It s just another way of saying look I couldn t give a rodent s rectum mate
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF, your bit
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF, big finish
And do I look like I give a DILLIGAF,
Outro
(CHORDS)