Darling I recognize that glare in your eyes
when I m about to get the business
But before you complain please let me explain
I think you ll understand my position
Youâve read all those books I know your looks,
You think people who drink solo have problems
But I ainât drinkin alone
Iâm on the phone with my brother
Now my brother it seems is as confounded as me
by the art of the marital tradition
So we drink and we dial and shoot the breeze for a while
Heck itâs just like we were out fishin
And itâs well after nine, it donât cost us a dime
We think itâs an elegant solution
We ainât drinkin alone
Weâre on the phone with our brother
And the good news is Iâm right here for you
As close as the garage
The kegerator and me and AT&T
And my brother if youâd like to say hello
I ainât drinkin alone
Iâm on the phone with my brother
Darling, you are my spouse and you got some rules for our house
And I sure do respect your decisions
But if you just calm down youâll see that I found
A loophole in the social condition
Well I love beer and I love you
Not necessarily in that order
I ainât drinkin alone
Iâm on the phone with my brother
And the good news is Iâm right here for you
As close as the garage
The kegerator and me and AT&T
And my brother if youâd like to say hello
You wouldnât hear me complain if you did the same
Get some wine and go call your sister
I ainât drinking alone
Iâm on the phone with my brother
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