The following is a heartfelt message to all my friends and family:
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I know you think of me as someone to rely on,
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A helping hand or just a shoulder to cry on,
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Though I m glad you feel that way,
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There s something I should say:
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I m afraid I won t be there for you
. -stop
This Saturday.
Cause ...
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Call me during Doctor Who and I ll KILL you,
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Leave me in peace if you wanna survive,
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As far as you re concerned I m incommunicado,
-stop ...
Seven pm till seven forty-five.
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I m all yours again come Sunday morning,
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Although my conversation may be rather boring,
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All week long I swear I ll be as helpful as can be,
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But Saturday night you d better stay the heck away from me.
Cause ...
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Call me during Doctor Who and I ll KILL you,
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Sixteen years I ve been waiting for this,
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Call me during Doctor Who and I ll KILL you,
-stop
Don t even think about ringing just to take the -
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Call me during Doctor Who and I ll KILL you,
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I m not kidding, look me right in the face,
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Call me during Doctor Who and I ll KILL you,
-stop ...
Saturday night I need some time and space.