I recommend playing capo on first fret, otherwise tune up half a step.
[Intro]
I used to get upset over giant papercuts and math equations
Nothing stuck in my craw more than dog fights and shopping malls and tax evasion
and sexist tabloid culture and branjalina and papperazi
and proposition 8 and discrimination and neo-nazis
Buuut anymore these things don t seem to bother meeeee
Ever since I started hanging out with Mr T
He told me to stay out of drugs, and drink my milk, and treat my mother right
and I pity the fool who disagrees.
I disliked gwen stifani for her weird ass voice and that stupid hair of hers
And it felt like J. K. Rowling conspired to kill off all my favourite characters
I disliked all the people I had to ride on the commuter bus
If nancy grace and I were to meet I would have kicked her in the uterus
But my attitude has had a total overhaul
Since mr t told me how to forgive them all
He said let the nay sayers nay, I don t care what they say, it s all jibber jabber anyway
And I pity the fool who cannot rhyme
*weird solo*
he said I must go on, gotta help more kids gotta spread my knowledge
I said T please don t go he said, hold it kid, you re old and you re in college
he said you know all that I know I can t teach you nothing I swear it s true
go out and live your life because there s so much goodness in the world for you
You go watch as bob ross paints himself some happy trees
And those happy cows on TV make you happy cheese
and he dug in his spurs, and rode into the sky, On that thing from the never ending story,
And I pity the fool who mess with T.
N.C.
Whatchoo talkin about foo?! I don t remember none o that.
