MOLLY LEWIS - OPEN LETTER TO STEPHEN FRY
Intro
(higher up)
Verse 1
Your heart is promised to a man, So I have no hope to win it
But consider my proposal, Sir, if you can find a minute
I think that the future of our species will be better with you in it
I know you have your problems, And maybe I have mine
But you should leave someone to carry on, When you have turned to dust
Plant your genome in an infant, Sir, I think itâs only just
And you would need someone to bear this child, A woman you can trust
Iâll put my body on the line
Chorus 1
Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why, You wouldnât want someday maybe, Let me have your baby,
-high
You would be amazed what science does these days, So think it over and send along your seed.
Verse 2
I am ideal for this position which I hope you will no doubt
Iâve got those child bearing hips you always hear so much about
I have permission from my boyfriend and heâd like to help you out
I know it isnât much but itâs what I have to give
and I donât drink and I donât smoke
And I eat all my leafy greens, Iâll try to go to bed much earlier
Iâll get all my vaccines, And Iâll put headphones on my belly
And Iâll cut back on caffeine, Iâll hang an iPad in the crib
Chorus 2
Oh, Stephen Fry I see no reason why, You wouldnât want someday maybe, Let me have your baby
And Iâm in my prime, So youâve got loads of time, So when youâre ready, Send along your seed
Bridge
2x
You deserve to reproduce, I was built to procreate,
I hope my womb can be of use, So think it over, I can wait
Intro
And one day if youâre sure of it, Then I can be your surrogate, Please
Chorus 3
Oh, Stephen Fry I hope youâll tell me why, You wouldnât want someday maybe,Let me have your baby
I adore you dear, I come before you here, To be the only woman you will ever need
-high
And my fertility is nearly guaranteed, Cause I have all the tools that you require to breed~~~
So send along your seed.
