ARTIST: Monty Python
TITLE: Penis Song
[Verse]
Isn t it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn t it frightfully good to have a dong
It s swell to have a stiffy
It s divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world s biggest prick
[Verse]
So three cheers for your willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife s best friend
Your Percy or your
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
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But don t take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won t come back
OOOH THANK YOU VERY MUCH
