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Date: 20 Feb 96 04:06:27 EST
From: Steve Nicholson <
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Subject: CRD: Philosopher s Song by Monty Python
Philosopher s Song
-by Monty Python
Immanuel Kant was a real piss-ant
Who was very rarely stable
Heidegger, Heidegger was a boozy beggar
Who could think you under the table
David Hume could out-consume
Whilhelm Friedrich Hegel
And Wittgenstein was a beery swine
Who was just as sloshed as Schlagel
There s nothin Nieizsche couldn t teach ya
Bout the raising of the wrist
Socrates himself was permanently pissed
John Stuart Mill of his own free will
After half a pint o shanty became particularly ill
Plato they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day
Aristotle, Aristotle was a bugger for the bottle
Hobbes was fond of his dram
And Rene Descartes was a drunken fart
`I drink therefore I am
But Socrates himself is particularly missed
A lovely little thinker but a bugger when he s pissed
