I ve seen your new boyfriend
He s really good looking
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If he was a rent boy
I d probably book him
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Not that I m really into that stuff
I m just saying your boyfriend s incredibly buff
He s a really nice face
really nice hair
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He s really polite
And he s really aware
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He s got really nice teeth
A really nice tan
.
And he s really relaxed
When the hits the fan.
But he makes ya look fat
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He makes you look ugly
Like a man
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He makes ya look old
Just like his nan
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaat
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Yeah he makes you look lardy round the arse
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Don t ya know that he s in a different class?
Yeah he makes you look fat.
You two together
What s wrong with this picture?
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You need a man
Who s waist line will eclipse ya
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You need a man
Who s a little more shoddy
.
A gap in his teeth
And an imperfect body
It s nothing you ve done
You ve just shot far too high
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You get ignored
While they give him the eye
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Don t get me wrong
I m not saying your fat
.
It s just anyone would look fat
If they re sat next to that.
Yeah he makes you look fat
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He makes ya look ugly in the face
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Don t ya know that you re looking out of place?
Yeah he makes you look fat
He makes you look faaaaaaaaaaaaat
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He makes you look fat
oh yes indeed
Don t ya know that
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He s well out of your league
Yeah he makes you look fat.
I ve got a solution
You might like to try it
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You won t have to jog
And ya won t have to diet
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I m sure you will see
To a certain degree
How good looking you d be
If ya stood next to me.
I can make ya look fit
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I can make ya look much fitter than him
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Look at my saggy double chin
I can make ya look fit
I can make ya look fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
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I can make ya look fit
Oh yes I can
Don t ya know that I am your ideal man
,,
I can make ya look fit,fit,fit
I can make ya look fit..
