Pig with The Face of a Boy: http://pigwithfaceofboy.blogspot.com/
Album: La La Ha Ha
I had a little cheeseburger, he was my only fiend.
I took him to the picture house and loved him to the end.
I had a Venus-fly-trap on my windowsill
and he ate all the flies that came in my room.
Chorus:
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger;
he s my only friend in the whole vide vorld.
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger
or I d have to cut your head off with a blunt chainsaw.
I had a little doughnut, I ate him for my tea.
I put him in the microwave and burnt my mouth on the jam.
I stole a child s accordion and used it to do this
But then my father broke it and it damaged all his face.
Chorus:
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger;
he s my only friend in the whole vide vorld.
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger
or I d have to wipe the remnants of the ketchup on your face.
Please don t tread on my Venus-fly-trap;
he s my only friend in the whole vide vorld.
He was little and green and he kept me safe from flies
until I forgot to water him and he died, which was very, very sad.
Chorus:
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger;
he s my only friend in the whole vide vorld.
How would you like it if I stole your television
and I gave it to a dummkopf in exchange for magic beans.
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger;
He s my only friend in the whole vide vorld.
Please don t tread on my cheeseburger;
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
etc.
Oh oh oh oh
Good.
Enjoy.
