One of the few Halloween songs I couldn t find on here,
The tune can be found on YT
- flatwound -
http://www.thepodgeandrodgeshow.com/
HALLOWEEN
(SPOKEN)
Fester and Ailin here, welcome to our home
Will ya have a cuppa tae with us, will ya, Hah
We love Halloween don t we Ailin?, Oh yes, I almost forgot
Poor Ailin had a bit of an incident one Halloween
It s something we re all guilty of, Mishandeling fireworks
Ahh, sure the surgen did the best they could
Went in too deep though, They say it could ignite at any time
So we ll leave you with this song,
Enjoy your Halloween, And remember, Safety first
All Hallows Eve s upon us, The witching hour once more
Bonfires are a-burning, Kids knocking on the door
Throwing hedgehogs on the bonfire, And dressing up is lots of fun
Never stick a foreign object up yer bum
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
It s not clever, It s not funny, Some think it s quite obscene
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
Cause you ll only blow yer hole to smithereens
Trick or treating, Pumkin eating, Scary witches cat
Better give us money Missus or we ll dump on your doormat
Bobbin apples, Shaggin cows, There s games for old and young
But don t stick a foreign object up your bum ( all together)
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
It s not clever, It s not funny, Some think it s quite obscene
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
Cause you ll only blow yer hole to smithereens Ye-hew
INST: AS VERSE
No you should never shove a banger up yer arse on Halloween
It s not clever, It s not funny, Some think it s quite obscene
You should never shove a banger up your arse on Halloween
Cause you ll only blow yer hole to smithereens
Happy Halloween Gobsheens, Ailin, Yer awful close to that fire there
KABOOM, Jaysus