Podge and Rodge s alter ego s Fester n Ailin sing
this homely, traditional Christmas Carol. Check the
vid at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ucdPfXdwh4
Merry Christmas
THERE S A DEAD MAN UP THE CHIMNEY
Christmas bells are ringin , Wreaths hangin on the door
The fairy s on the tree, Presents on the floor
Santa Claus is comin , All the children s waiting s done
But I wouldn t hold your breath kids, Cause Ailin s got his gun
It was a quiet Christmas Eve, We were snuggled up in bed
We heard hooves upun the roof, That s when Ailin raised his head
He ran down to the front room, Brandishing his gun
Aimed it up the chimney, Shot the intruder up the bum
There s a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
We tried to pull him down, We ll have to burn him out instead
There ll be no more presents, There ll be no more joy
With the reindeer put down, And the elves all unemployed
Don t bother with the tree, No more excitement going to bed
Cause Ailin shot ol Santy Claus, And pumped him full of lead
There s a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
We tried to pull him down, We ll have to burn him out instead
So, Did ya Slay Santa, Ailin wha?, Did ya shoot him in the sac?
Rudolph has a red nose now, With blood, Come on kids
There s a dead man up the chimney, Some call him Old Saint Nick
We shot him up the arse, We poked him with a stick
Oohh Christmas is cancelled, Old white beard is dead
We tried to pull him down, We ll have to burn him out instead
