Whoever posted the chords for this tune originally was close, but they got the some of
the chords in the chorus and pre-chorus sections wrong. Thanks for posting it, but here s how it should be.
-phil
Gerbil
by Stephen Lynch
(pick the 1st verse)
I bought a gerbil at the petting zoo
If Richard Gere can do it, I can too.
I get undressed and I start to lube
I stick the gerbil in the end of the tube.
(strum the pre-chorus)
Wondering just how he ll feel
will he like it better than his little wheel
careful now he s right beside me
one more inch and he s inside me
GO!!! Gerbil go!
(1st Chorus)
Burrow harder, burrow deeper
be my little chimney sweeper
one thing I forgot about
N/
how am I supposed to get you out
(back to picking the verse)
so now my gerbils on easy street
it s warm and cozy and there s plenty to eat
the situation is beyond my control
gotta find a way to get him out of his hole.
(sturm pre-chorus)
I tried crowbars I tried wires
I almost got him with a pair of pliers
I tried cheese but he s not biting
I wish this wasn t so exciting
Go!!! Gerbil Go!!!
(2nd Chorus)
Jesus, I am such a sucker
Please get out you fury fuuuahhh!
I think I am getting ill
N/
suddenly he s very very still
(back to picking verse)
Now it s too late my gerbil died
I guess I have committed gerbacide
here s some advice it s very clear cut
(no )
if you love your gerbil...don t stick him up your butt
(Continue strumming verse chords)
don t stick him up your butt
little furry gerbil in your booty hole
don t stick him up your booma whomma wam
(start babbling to the music,
kind of a scat like singing) (Ha! Scat...um...nevermind)
Yeah!
(end on chord )