This is a very straightforward song using only 4 chords (Bm, C, D and G).
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When grandfather dies
life will be strange
when grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when grandfather dies
i ll scream and i ll yell
N..
coz i ll be f***in rich as hell
So grandfather die
dont keep me in suspense
Oh grandfather cough
up that inheritence
oh grandfather dont
hold on another day
i love you to death
N..
but i ve got bills to pay
A stroke would be nice
Disease would be cool
I ll scatter his ashes in my new swimming pool
I ll jam with the stones, I ll dine with the queen
So let s say we unplug that machine
(Same as first chorus)
So grandfather fly
to heaven you must pass
So grandfather think
of all that juicy angel ass
So grandfather die
before the fiscal year
Oh how I
wish cavorky N were here
For gods sake you must be as old as the hills
Im sick of the stench from your diaper spills
Your deaf, dumb, and blind, and an amputee
You donate your blood everytime that you pee
Your arthritis acts up whenever it rains
Your so old your penis has vericose vein
Oh why dont you die
Oh why must you fight
You old mother f***er just walk toward goddamn light
Walk toward the light old man
Its all over now
My grandad is dead
A mysterious blow
To his wrinkled old head
Before I collect, a small oversight
But everything should turn out alright
I ll start working on my grandma tonight
