Hit my snooze alarm for the 27th time
Just don t feel like going to work - I think I ll call my boss then I m
Gonna hack and cough and wheeze
Swear I ve got some strange disease
What s that little twerp gonna say? Hey...
(Chorus) - (Hard rock style, lots of crashes, overdriven guitar)
I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
I could shine my pennies or clean my lava lamp
I could spend all day in my underwear watching "Ernest Goes To Camp"
I could sit and count my hair
I could burp my Tupperware
I m not busy now anyway. Hey..........
(Chorus)
I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain t going to work, no way
Callin in sick today
(Bridge) - (same as chorus)
I can do anything I want to
I am invincible now
I m on fire, baby
I m alive, I m alive, can you hear me, world?
I m alive!
Maybe I ll spend all day staring at the sun and trying not to squint
Maybe I ll make a huge color tapestry from my bellybutton lint
When I m sick of takin abuse
I just make up some lame excuse
Freedom s just seven digits away. Hey...
(Chorus)
I m callin in sick today
Callin in sick today
Ain t going to work, no way
Callin in sick today
(hold on )
Little Riff they play in the chorus
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