Don't Download This Song

Intro:

Verse 1:

Once in awhile maybe you will feel the urge

To break international copyright law

By downloading MP3 s from file sharing sites

Like Morpheus or Grockster or Limewire or KaZaA

Verse 2:

But Deep in your heart you know the guilt would drive you mad

And the shame would leave a permanent scar

Cause you start out stealing songs then you re robbing liquor stores

And sellin crack and runnin over school kids with your car

Chorus 1:

So Don t download this song

The record store s where you belong

Go and buy the CD like you know you should

Oh, don t download this song

Verse 3:

Oh, you don t wanna mess with the RIdoubleA

They ll sue you if you burn that CD-R

Doesn t matter if you re a grandma or a seven year old girl

They ll treat you like the evil hard-bitten criminal scum you are

Chorus 1:

So don t Download this song (Don t go)

Pirating music all day long

Go and buy the CD like you know you should

Oh, don t download this song

Bridge:

Don t take away money from artists just like me

How else can I afford another solid gold Hum-Vee

And diamond studded swimming pools

These things don t grow on trees

So all I ask is everybody, please...

Chorus 2:

Don t download this song (Oh please don t you do it, or you)

Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)

Go and buy the CD like you know you should (Go out and buy it)

Oh, don t download this song

Chorus 3:

Don t download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)

You ll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it)

Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know you should (you really should)

Oh, don t download this song