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Weird Al Yankovic - You?re Pitiful
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What, was I too early? Oh, sorry. Should I...Do you wanna start over? Or, keep going?
Okay, now? Now?
VERSE 1
My life is brilliant
Your life s a joke
You re just pathetic
You re always broke
Your homemade Star Trek uniform
really ain t impressing me
You re suffering from delusions of
Adequacy
CHORUS
You re Pitiful
You re Pitiful
You re Pitiful
It s true
Never had a date
That ya couldn t inflate
And ya smell repulsive too
What a bummer bein you
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VERSE 2
Well ya just can t dance
And forget romance
Everybody you know still calls ya
Farty Pants
But you always have a job well I mean
As long as you still can work that slurpie machine
CHORUS
You re Pitiful
You re Pitiful
You re Pitiful
It s true
You re half undressed
Eatin chips of your chest
While you re playin Halo 2
No one s classier than you
La la la la, la la la la, la la la la, LOSER
You re Pitiful
You re Pitiful
You re Pitiful
It s true
Your dog would much rather
Play fetch by itself
You still live with your Mom and you re 42
Guess you ll never grow a clue
When it just sucks to be you
