CHIRSTIANS IN LOVE - DEAD CAT BOUNCE
(http://deadcatbounce.ie/)
Tabbed by: Danger_Dave17
Tuning: Standard
These chords arent exactly what they play live, but theyre suitable for singing along to.
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Itâs pretty clear, theyve no idea what they re doing
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But its their wedding night, and theyre determined to get through it
Christians in Love
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Rolling around like a couple if pigs in a Barrel
Christians in Love
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Flapping about like a couple of Trout in a Puddle
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Like a Chimpanzee at a buffet car,
theyre just grabbing at things before they know what they are
And seeing if they can fit them in their mouths
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Like a Pony trapped in a broken lift,
theyve no idea what buttons theyve pressed
Theyre just enjoying going up and down
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And theyre making neighing sounds
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And as the daybreak looms, their crazy passion knows no limit
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Cause neither one of them, know how they re meant to know theyre finished
Christians in Love
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Rubbing away like theyre getting a stain off a carpet
Christians in Love
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Making a sound like a goose being drowned in a bucket
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Like a shithouse door in a force nine gale,
theyre banging away till the hinges fail
With no discernable sense of rhythm
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Like Keanu Reeves in the movie speed
theyre scared that slowing down might lead
To some sort of explosive cataclysm
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Taking Dennis Hopper with them
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By now Ive guessed, I guess I know what youre all thinking
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Why am I watching them, and how have they not heard me singing
Christians in Love
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Possibly deaf or else so incredibly focused
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On the task in hand that theres a four piece band they havent noticed
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In the en-suite watching them get laid,
and wondering when well be paid
For a wedding that s been over several hours
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But well stick it out as long as it takes
till either our resolve or the headboard breaks
At least weve got a toilet and a shower (right guys?)
Then I guess well just keep singing louder
Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
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Hey you, wheres our money? Hey you, wheres our money?
(Christians in love)
(Repeat till fade)
Corrections welcome. Thanks.
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