Intro
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Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
Why don t you just let me in.
I know you re scared of disease
But let s pretend it s the eighties
I wanna go skin to skin.
Haven t you heard about a thing called love?
Goes usually free to guys like me
From girls like you.
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
I m not gonna wear one of those.
See I ve got poor circulation
And now i m thinking that maybe
It ll cut off the blood from my toes.
Besides it s like
thinking an umbrella could stop a tsunami
Or forgetting to unwrap a peperami
You wouldn t do it girl
So why d you do it to me?
Overenthusiastic contraceptive lady
Why do you think you know best? (Why?)
I just want your loving girl
I don t want your baby
So I promise to aim for your chest
I understand that you ve got issues
But it s okay baby, I got tissues
And if that s not enough to set your world on fire
I also got an african choir.
(African choir part is , , , )