Scotland The Brave !!!!
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Land o the purple heather, land o the dirty weather,
land where the midges gaither, Scotland the Brave.
Land o the barmy army, Andy Capp and Saturday sannies,
land where they sell their grannies, Scotland the Brave.
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Used to say in faither s day, you could hear the bagpipes play,
but now you hear the regal tones o Elton John and The Rolling Stones.
Land that is full o stinkers, tattooed moos and VP drinkers.
whisky put a lot o stinkers, into Scottish graves.
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Land that is full o skivers, comic singers, deep sea divers,
tunnocks tea cakes and irn bru, Scotland the Brave.
Land o the brutal Bobbies, councillors wi part-time jobbies,
architects wi paying hobbies, Scotland the Brave.
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The tourists come here every year to see all our historic gear,
but all they see is loads o navvies, high rise flats wi concrete lavvies.
Land o the artic lorries, Andy Stewart and the Corries,
land where everybody borries, Scotland the Brave.
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Land o the Kilt and Sporran, underneath, there s nothin worn !
How I wish the wind was warm ! Scotland the Brave.
I must admit it s pretty gruesome, walking about wi your frozen twosome,
it s all we ve got, we mustn t lose em, Scotland the Brave
[Verse]
Conservatives try to assure us, Labour s hard-put to endure us,
the Kirk puts curbs on our enjoyment, Government makes unemployment.
Never mind, the day is near, when independence will be here,
we ll drink a toast in Younger s beer to Scotland the Brave !
