Tim Hawkins
Colonoscopy Song
Intro: 2x
Verse 1:
You have some lovely children and a lovely wife,
You have a lovely bank account, you had a healthy life,
But you knew the day was coming,
It was always meant to be.
The doctor says its time to have a colonoscopy!
Chorus:
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure Iâm shure you will agree
Numbers up it time to take one for the team
Its right there the schedule, a colonoscopy.
Verse 2:
There is some preparation that you should know about,
You have to drink this fluid that would surely clean you out,
They take a certain instrument to look around inside,
And honestly I will tell you it can be a bumpy ride!
Chorus 2:
Oh colon colon colonoscopy,
A wonderful procedure to help prevent disease,
Stay close to a bathroom,
Careful when you sneeze,
You cant get away from colonoscopy!
Verse 3:
Its not a lot of pleasure
Its not a lot of fun,
But now your turning 40 so you know it must be done,
Its not an ordinary, typical exam!
You lay down on the table then THANK you maâam!
Chorus 3:
Oh colon colon colonoscopy
A wonderful procedure as everyone can see
And never underestimate how thorough they will be!
Its time to take your medicine colonoscopy!