Intro:
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Black socks, no shoes, chuggin cans of mountain dew
T-shirt, boxer shorts, Imma lazy boy watching sports
And eatin cheetos just as fast as I can
(1 count)
Might as well face it I m an old white man
(Play the intro again)
Work hard, pay the bills, call my buddys fire up the grill
Hot dogs, baked beans, love handle spillin over my jeans
And swattin flies with the back of my hand
(1 count)
Might as well face it I m an old white man
Shut this, close that, get your hands off my thermostat
Flat screen, golf clubs, makin payments on a new hot tub
Already spent my retirement plan
(1 count)
Lord have mercy I m an old white man
