Jungle Fever

Jungle Fever
Written By Adam Dodd

CAPO 1

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Tonight, Im feeling different,
                                
Something has taken over me,
                               
Im not sticking with my usual tonight,
                                         
This time I want an African queen,
                                           
Im so fed up with all of them dumb blondes,
                                   
Those valley girls from Laguna Beach,
                                          
I want my girl to be straight from Queens or Harlem,
                                   
Cause them girls have damn plenty to teach,
   
A white boy like me,

CHORUS

          

                     
Tonight, Ive got jungle fever,
                                   
Thats right, I want a brown bundle of beaver,
                     
And a girl that would kick my ass,
                    
If I ever stole her weave-r,
           
Tonight, tonight,
                
Ive got jungle fever,

        
          

                                      
Shes got to have them lovely lady lumps,
                                    
And voluptuous lips, they turn me on,
                                     
And I want my girl to be dressed in D.K.N.Y.,
                                                 
And her name to be Marquita-Raquita-Shaude-Lequan,
                                        
Shes gotta have those sexy chocolate legs,
                                         
And fingernails all done up and long,
                                      
But most importantly I want that big ol booty,
                  
And I want you to shake it,
                               
In that thong, th-thong, thong, thong,


                     
Tonight, Ive got jungle fever,
                                    
Thats right, I want a brown bundle of beaver,
                      
And a girl that would whoop my ass,
                  
If I ever said Id leave her,
              
Oh, tonight, tonight,
                
Ive got jungle fever,

       
         

                                  
Shed always be my hollaback girl, 
                                    
My sugar-mama, sista of funk,
                                        
And yes, I wish my girlfriend was hot like she is,
                                                       
And I know what Id do with the junk in that trunk,
                                         
Cause I like big butts, and I cannot lie,
                            
My dream woman is a diva,
                                
And I would pass up sex with Paris Hilton,
                                                  
For one steamy night alone with Queen Latifah,


                                
Well, after wed pass all of the Courvoisier, 

(Pass the Courvoisier)
                                
And well put on a little Roberta Flack,

(Killing me softly!)
                                   
Well, then shed go eating in my candy shop,
                                         
And, once I go black, you know what they say,

Ill never go back,

                      
Tonight, Ive got jungle fever,
                                               
Thats right, you my Halle Berry, Im your Just-in Bieber,
                   
I want a girl that kicks my ass,
                                            
When I ask her to keep it down in the movie theater,
               
Oh, tonight, tonight,
                
Ive got jungle fever,

       

         

THE END.

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