Time Of The Month
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
While Ive been away,
With nothing to do,
I couldnt wait to get home,
And spend time with you,
Its been so long,
But, now its finally here,
As I kiss your neck, baby,
What do I hear?
Im on my period, (What? Damn)
A tampon has beat me to it,
Shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa)
Well you wont get pregnant if we do it,
Yes I can, dummy,
Uh, no you cant, baby,
Yeah, I dont think so,
Well, let me play with your butt, (No)
While you whack me off, (Stop!)
Or polish my nuts, babe,
With a soft, cotton cloth, (Whats wrong with you?)
Rub both your nipples,
While you give me head, (Ughhhh)
Cant we just throw a big towel on the bed?
Hell no, I dont think so,
No red wings youll get,
Cant you just wait a week, you jerk?
Ah, that shit,
I promise well get it on this Friday night,
Right when you get home from work,
(I dont know, goodnight asshole,)
(Alright, tonight youre on your period,)
Im on my period, (I get it)
I would clean it all up with a sponge, (Thats nasty)
Im on my period, (No, no, no, no)
Oh, I hate this dumb time of the month,
Ooh ooh,
For about seven days all youll do is complain,
Throw fits and act crazy, act a fool, go insane, (Excuse me?)
But when Friday comes, Ill be coming too,
But not in an old sock, but inside of you,
Its finally Friday, youll be delighted,
To know that I waited all damn week,
Im so excited,
Youre there on the bed,
As I slam the door,
I wink at my girl,
And slam my jeans to the floor,
Now, here comes your daddy,
Your big lovin man,
Hop up on top, baby,
As quick as you can,
Cause Ill go all night,
And Ill go all day,
Ill even go down on you, baby,
What do you say?
Im still on my period, (What the ? Are you kidding me?)
How long do these stupid things last?
When shes on her period, (Whoa, whoa, whoa)
Well just let me put it in your ass,
No?
Im on my period,
Shes on her period,
Im on my period,
Shes on her period,
Shes on her period, (Im on my period) x5
THE END.
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