P-R-Emature
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
The candles are lit,
The music is right,
Been waiting my whole life for this special night,
The drinks are poured,
Rose petals are spread,
Now, Im waiting for you to crawl in my bed,
You take off my shirt,
Then Ill take off yours,
One look at your and then I cream in my drawers,
(Ughhhhh)
CHORUS
Im A P-R-E Mature!
E-J Aculator!
I cant last five seconds at all,
But dont be mad at me,
Just be mad at my balls,
The lights are dim,
The scent is pure,
Im gonna get it done,
Oh, thats for sure,
Then you show up,
Its time for love,
You take off your panties,
While I look for a glove,
You hand me a condom,
To slap on my man,
But before I can do it,
I blast off in my hand,
(Ahhhhhhhhhh!)
CHORUS
Its happened twice,
What can I say?
Lets give it one last shot,
Itll be okay,
But, hey, wait-
I know what well do,
How about a ?
Well try something new,
You drop to your knees,
And reach for my guy,
But before you start to sucking,
I splash in your eye,
(Oooh! Aaaah! Uggggggghhh!)
CHORUS
THE END.
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