The Wind Never Blew
Written By Adam Dodd
CAPO 1
Intro Single strums
Just like the wind,
Sent chills down my spine,
And the waves smashed down from a high,
And the rain fell cold,
On a hot summers night,
And the sun would shine just for you and I,
But, the,
Wind never blew, my best friend,
And the waves, they never crashed my car,
And the rain never poured hot wax on my ballsack,
And the suns beatings never left a scar,
Our river of love would run fast and deep,
And the trees would sway to and fro,
And the leaves of your heart, rest softly on the ground,
And a star would soar so low,
But, ,
River would never run, out on its man,
And a tree would never swing both ways,
And a leaf would never fall in love with their co-workers cousin,
And a star would never your best friend,
BRIDGE
But, Im glad that you cheated on me, you dumb ,
I truly hope you go blind,
Cause Im making money, making fun of you,
And to me, bitch, that is just fine,
Oh, the wind never blew my best friend, (his best friend)
And the waves, never crashed my car,
And the rain would never lie and say its going over to check out Beckys
new apartment,
But, instead went to a frat house, got drunk and passed out on their couch,
And a leaf would never try to run when I caught it jerking off some 7 foot
tall European Basketball player
in a Wendys parking lot on Rt. 1 on my birthday,
You ing bitch,
Oh, I hate you, oh yes, I ing hate you,
And everyone else in the whole world does too,
THE END.
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