Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line
Written By Adam Dodd
NO CAPO
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I step through the doors of the nightclub,
N..
Ladies dancing all around me,
I go to the bar and I order a drink,
N..
An apple martini,
Youre sitting there and youre all alone,
N..
Oh, what should I do?
I grab a seat and make my move,
N..
And I whisper to you,
Girl, did you just fart? (No, why?)
Cause you just blew me away,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Im droppin these lines all the time,
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
Just give me a kiss or be my miss,
Girl, itll be fine,
I know my names not Elmo,
N..
But you can tickle me anytime,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Now, I dont understand just what I say,
N..
That makes you walk away,
When I tell you that your pants are sprayed with Windex,
N..
Cause I see myself in them today,
Or when I say that Im a love pirate,
N..
And Im here for your booty,
Girl, hold my hand and be my blowfish,
N..
And Ill be your Hootie,
Girl, Im like a Rubix cube,
The more you play with me that harded I get,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Im droppin these lines all the time,
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
So, how bout a date? Or be my mate,
Girl, itll be fine,
I know Im not Fred Flintstone,
N..
But I can make your bed rock anytime,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up,
I can be your Jedi master,
If you let me stick my force in you,
Do I need a special library card to check out that ass?
And keep it overdue?
Women dont see or notice my charm,
N..
When I spit my game,
When I tell them Im like milk, Ill do their body good,
N..
They just call me lame,
But Im a really nice guy, I love to listen,
N..
So I know what youre thinkin,
But seriously, girl, if you were a President,
N..
Youd be Baberaham Lincoln,
I got the F, the C, & the K,
All I need now is U,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
Im droppin these lines all the time,
Im just a bit horny and I know my words are corny,
But Im trying to get up on that behind,
So, how bout we bounce, back to my parents couch,
Girl, itll be fine,
Oh, hi, my first name is Pogo, and you can jump on my stick anytime,
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
(Hes Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,)
Im Mr. Cheesy Pick-Up Line,
THE END.
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