Do, do you remember back in middle school
When my trunks fell down
At the pool
Everyone laughed
Except for you
You just let me hold you
In my bedroom
Our freshman year when
Julie McNight
Dumped me because of my overbite
I cried all night
All over you
You didn t seem to mind
My tears or my drool
I could always hold you tight
(My favorite pillow)
So soft, so cool on your other side
(My favorite pillow)
In my eyes
You ve been nothing but classy
But everybody s saying
You re nasty
Full of fungus,
It can t be true
Laden with bacteria
No, not you
But the thing
That really did me in
I learned your full of dust mite excrements
And those dead skin cells
May be mine
But knowing what s in you,
I can t sleep at night
We ve been through both thick and thin
(Because you re a pillow)
It s hard to say this is the end
(My favorite pillow)
It s not me, it s definitely you
(I ll get a new pillow)
You re a body fluid sponge,
And we re through
[let ring]
(I m getting a new you)
