Played with bar chords
It s not you, it s me
And me don t like you
It s not you, it s I and
I m breaking up with you
You swore up and down the wall
That Twilight s the best trilogy of all
Somehow you got me to agree
to dress up like Edward for Halloween
And now that I m coming clean
First off, Twilight s a quadrillogy
And that tan werewolf dude isn t worthy
Of removing,
A wookie s dingleberries
(Chewbacca impressions)
It s not me, it s you
(Yeah, the more I think about it) It s definitely you
But it might be me
Cause me decided to date you
When we went out on our first date
You said you don t eat anything with a face
Then for the next eighteen months
I ate sausage made from rice and walnuts (that s not sausage)
But now that we re parting ways
Newsflash, fish have a face!
And unless it s in a newton, he doesn t want another fig!
Tonight I m eating a rabbit-ven-it-ture-duck-in-ig
That s a rabbit inside a duck, inside a chicken, inside a turkey, inside a deer, inside
a pig (deep fried), with gravy (beef gravy)
(That s disgusting. And also impossible)
It s you, it s you (no doubt about it)
It was always totally you
Now it s up to me
And me is now dumping you
