(Verse 1):
I ve never had too much luck with females
I m not confident unless I m writing an email
But my life would be so sublime
If I bought a robot girl online
I d never hear her silicon mouth complaining
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
She s my Small Wonder, I m her Voltron
I flip a switch and it turns her on!
(Chorus):
My robot girl--------- friend... the best relationship I d ever be in
(Verse 2):
She s got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
Though we can t go outside in rainy weather
We can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks would be no real cause for fear
They re just a team of friendly Japanese engineers
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
I ll de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory
(Chorus):
My robot girlfriend...the best relationship I d never be in.
