Intro:
Do... do you remember back
In middle school
When my trunks fell down
At the pool
Everyone laughed
Except for you
You just let me hold you
In my bedroom
Our freshman year
When Julie McKnight
Dumped me because of
My overbite
I cried all night
All over you
You didn t seem to mind
My tears or my drool
I could always hold you tight
[ My favorite pillow ]
So soft so cool on your other side
[ My favorite pillow ]
In my eyes you ve been nothing but classy
But everybody s saying you re nasty
Full of fungus it can t be true
Laden with bacteria, no, not you
But the thing that
Did it did me in
I learned you re full of
Dust mite excrement
And those dead skin cells
May be mine
But knowing what s in you
I can t sleep at night
We ve been through both thick and thin
[ Because you are a pillow ]
It s hard to say this is the end
[ my favorite pillow ]
It s not me, it s definitely you
[ I ll get a new pillow ]
You are a body fluid sponge and we re through...
[ I m getting a new you ]
