My Hair Song
Rhett and Link
Chorus
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
Verse 1
My hair flows. Like a waterfall over a cliff that is my face.
My hair goes, heaven bound dirty blonde rockets into space.
My hair conceals my elf ears
They are a little bit embarrassing
With hair is high, Im 6 foot nine making me a giant, technically speaking.
Well I can shake my hair and generate enough breeze to locomote a toy sail
boat.
I would need no broom to sweep this room
If someone spilled honey bunches of oats.
Chorus
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
My hair goes up. My hair goes down
Down(up) Down(up) Down(up) Down(up)
Verse 2
My hair pwns gravity
It makes Sir Isaac Newton question himself.
My hair looks rustic like Ive draped my head with a beaver pelt
A momma bird lay some eggs up there; I didnt mind that much.
She raised them in my quaff til them birdies flew off, and we still keep in
touch.
I bet you didnt see my switch blade, or my iPad, or my chia tea
And with a little more growth, you want even know
I got a full size baby. A full size baby?
Yah! Im gonna name him Ricky.
After your dad. Nope! I just always wanted to name a kid Ricky.
I would call him Richard, but Im probably being picky
And why are you hiding a kid anyway?!
Well its actually just a robotic baby
What were we talking about?
Chorus
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes down
Your hair goes up. Your hair goes
Bridge
We interrupt the chorus of this song to bring you an important message:
There are many weighty decisions you must make in a life
Like: who youre gonna marry. What you gonna do for a living
Boxers or briefs. Or commando
And, listen, youre gonna make mistakes
You might invest your life savings in dehydrated water,
You might forget whether prohibited means you can do it or you cant do it
You might ask a non-pregnant woman if shes pregnant.
Thats ok youll recover
But just make sure you get this one, most important, course-of-your-
life-altering choice, right.
Chorus
Does your hair go up?
Or does it go down(up) down(up) down(up) down
